W's New Quote Game - SNL Edition (updated quotes/hints on top of page 25)

Shame on me for not getting this one earlier....

#36 is Chris Kattan from "Undercover Brother". Hysterical movie.

"You mess with the 'fro, you got to go..."

33.Chris Farley/Coneheads

I'll give you another Farley quote for getting those two right: "That is CO-rey-uct!" - Billy Madison

Umm, was it Amy Poehler? I remember it being a blonde woman, so that will be my guess.

Number 39- Andy Samberg in Hot Rod.

One of my favorite lines from the movie.

Yep and yep

4. Who you gonna call? Someone else.

Through the process of elimination, I'm going to say Dan Aykroyd - Ghostbusters 2

johnErle wrote:4. Who you gonna call? Someone else.

Through the process of elimination, I'm going to say Dan Aykroyd - Ghostbusters 2

Dan Akroyd is right, but its from neither Ghostbusters.

Would I get credit for naming that Chris Parnell did the Anchorman one? If not its ok.

Yeah.. if you know the ones that are half answered, go ahead and post them.

Can you repost the entire quote list now that Page 18 not on the immediate screen?

I will in a sec

Ok, so here's a super-duper new set of questions for all of you out there. New rules, though, so read them.
1. You get one point for listing both the Actor/Actress and the film. You get a half point for getting either/or, but it will take away your answer for the day, so you probably should answer the ones you completely know first.
2. One answer per day done EST. You can answer one at 11:59 and one at 12:01 if you want, but one per day to start with. I want to give everyone a chance to answer some. When answers start thinning out, I will suspend this.
2. Most right wins.
3. Ties are broken by the highest (1 being the highest) one answered.

So, here are 44 new quotes. Each one by a current or former Saturday Night Live cast member. Each quote is done by a different cast member and each quote is from a different film. One is marked 15.5 because I added it later and didn't want to mess with the numbers. Here they are:

HALF RIGHT (anyone can answer the other half without using their answer for the day)
4. Dan Akroyd John E half point Who you gonna call? Someone else.

These need answered
1. This is gonna be some wedding. A loony for a husband, and Peter Pan for his wife.
2. Can you believe that a straight man to a chimpanzee is going to be the next President of the United States? I mean, doesn't that depress you?
3. This news just in, concerning a 6-year-old runaway. The runaway is an 8-foot yellow bird who answers to the name Big Bird.
6. My darling wife was once a he...
7. Uh, nympho is the state bird of Ohio.
8. What? Oh my God. You just put welts and bruises over 90% of my body and now you're talking about having me help you decapitate some professor. WOULD I BE JERKING YOU AROUND?
9. That's the International Jewish Communist Conspiracy in action, people! One of their spy satellite's must have picked up our location... KILL THEM!
11. I'm worried about you, too. Have you seen yourself lately? The 'fro, the boots and that jacket. You have a nice summer, Shaft.
12. I did the wind. I did the wind.
17. You turned my own sprout against me? Now you're gonna die!
18. I love you so much, it's retarded.
19. I'm going to try and get a glimpse of Cindy Campbell, the young girl who was attacked earlier this evening... You're on my foot, fat shit!
21. Ya it looks like his head is covered in pubic hair but it's ok it works, ya, cause you've got a dickface.
25. Well, you should be embarrassed because your parents named you after bottled water!
26. Howard, I'm of the mind set you can never do too much to make a child's Christmas magical.
29. Yeah, people have weird names nowadays. Once I arrested this man-lady, and his legal first name was "Fuck".
30. Whatever back freckle!
34. Wow. I feel like I'm Highlander!
37. Oh, scuzi, mi scuzi.

These have been answered
5. "Deuce Bigalow" Amy Poehler Geez BALL-HAIR!
10. "Almost Famous" Jimmy Fallon Surfer If you think Mick Jagger will still be out there trying to be a rock star at age fifty, then you are sadly, sadly mistaken.
13. "Mafia" Jay Mohr pack I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas.
14. "Boat Trip" Horatio Sanz pack How gay can a breakfast buffet be?
15. "The Comebacks" Finesse Mitchell pack Crack is whack and white don't cover black!
15.5 "Three Amigos" Martin Short Keyser Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there.
16. "Dirty Work" Norm McDonald Buscemi I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!
20. "Johnny Dangerously" Joe Piscapo Shryke You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!
22. ?Baby Mama" Tina Fey JohnE My avatar's dressed like a whore!
23. "Anchorman" Chris Parnell geez You come out with stink like that. Poop. You poopmouth, with poop out of your mouth.
24. "Knocked Up" Kristen Wiig JohnE Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale, write than down. Then subtract 20 from that number. And weigh that. Yeah.
27. "The Wedding Singer" Jon Lovitz Keyser Well, good luck trying to find a DJ who can move and shake like THIS.
28. "Stuart Saves His Family" Al Franken Donte I deserve good things, I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am an attractive person. I am fun to be with.
31. "Blues Brothers" John Belushi Keyser Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
32. "Half Baked" Jim Bruer Buscemi First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.
33. "Coneheads" Chris Farley Buscemi Wow! My Mom's the only other woman I know who can take a sandwich like that!
35. "The Ladies Man" Tim Meadows Donte Yeah, well, you suffer from homo-unerectus. That means your wang is hugeified not by women but by a man.
36. "Undercover Brother" Chris Kattan Shryke It's time to unleash our secret weapon; I call it "Black-man's Kryptonite"
38. "Bee Movie" Chris Rock Shryke Ma'am, I was already a bloodsucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase!
39. "Hot Dog" Andy Samberg Geez Um, I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between... a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco.
40. Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore Buscemi ...this fresh, delicious, tasty.....meaty, turkey-filled, Cold Cut Combo. I eat three every day to help keep me STRONG!
41. "Joe Dirt" Dennis Miller geez Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?
42. "Caddyshack" Bill Murray Keyser Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
43. "Shrek" UDM half point Ogres have layers; Onions have layers.

Is # 11 Tim Meadows/Ladies Man?

I doubt he would put the same movie and actor twice Keyser.

My bad. Didn't see that one on there

HALF RIGHT (anyone can answer the other half without using their answer for the day)
37. ?Eurotrip" Barca half point Oh, scuzi, mi scuzi.
- Plays the current President of the United States on SNL.

These need answered
2. Can you believe that a straight man to a chimpanzee is going to be the next President of the United States? I mean, doesn't that depress you?
- Film came out in 1986.
- Was in a movie with Tim Allen in 2001
6. My darling wife was once a he...
- Film came out in 2002
- In an HBO or Showtime series (can't remember which).
8. What? Oh my God. You just put welts and bruises over 90% of my body and now you're talking about having me help you decapitate some professor. WOULD I BE JERKING YOU AROUND?
- Film came out in 1997.
- In many buddy comedies.
12. I did the wind. I did the wind.
- Film came out in 1994.
- Skilled impersonator.
21. Ya it looks like his head is covered in pubic hair but it's ok it works, ya, cause you've got a dickface.
- Film came out in 2006.
- This cast member was on a show that was pulled off the air this week.
30. Whatever back freckle!
- Film came out in 2005.
- Had their own sitcom.

These have been answered
1. "Haunted Honeymoon" Gilda Radner pack quarter point/buscemi quarter point This is gonna be some wedding. A loony for a husband, and Peter Pan for his wife.
3. "Follow that Bird" Chevy Chase pack This news just in, concerning a 6-year-old runaway. The runaway is an 8-foot yellow bird who answers to the name Big Bird.
4. ?Casper" Dan Akroyd John E, Buscemi half point Who you gonna call? Someone else.
5. "Deuce Bigalow" Amy Poehler Geez BALL-HAIR!
7. "50 First Dates" Rob Schneider Shryke Uh, nympho is the state bird of Ohio.
9. "Blues Brothers 2000" Darrell Hammond Keyser half point/Buscemi quarter point That's the International Jewish Communist Conspiracy in action, people! One of their spy satellite's must have picked up our location... KILL THEM!
10. "Almost Famous" Jimmy Fallon Surfer If you think Mick Jagger will still be out there trying to be a rock star at age fifty, then you are sadly, sadly mistaken.
11. "Good Burger" Keenan Thompson Buscemi I'm worried about you, too. Have you seen yourself lately? The 'fro, the boots and that jacket. You have a nice summer, Shaft.
13. "Mafia" Jay Mohr pack I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas.
14. "Boat Trip" Horatio Sanz pack How gay can a breakfast buffet be?
15. "The Comebacks" Finesse Mitchell pack Crack is whack and white don't cover black!
15.5 "Three Amigos" Martin Short Keyser Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there.
16. "Dirty Work" Norm McDonald Buscemi I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!
17. "Daddy Day Care" Eddie Murphy pack You turned my own sprout against me? Now you're gonna die!
18. "Nick and Norah..." Seth Meyers pack I love you so much, it's retarded.
19. "Scary Movie" Cheri O'Teri Keyser/Buscemi I'm going to try and get a glimpse of Cindy Campbell, the young girl who was attacked earlier this evening... You're on my foot, fat shit!
20. "Johnny Dangerously" Joe Piscapo Shryke You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!
22. ?Baby Mama" Tina Fey JohnE My avatar's dressed like a whore!
23. "Anchorman" Chris Parnell geez You come out with stink like that. Poop. You poopmouth, with poop out of your mouth.
24. "Knocked Up" Kristen Wiig JohnE Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale, write than down. Then subtract 20 from that number. And weigh that. Yeah.
25. "Superstar" Molly Shannon geez Well, you should be embarrassed because your parents named you after bottled water!
26. "Jingle All the Way" Phil Hartman geez Howard, I'm of the mind set you can never do too much to make a child's Christmas magical.
27. "The Wedding Singer" Jon Lovitz Keyser Well, good luck trying to find a DJ who can move and shake like THIS.
28. "Stuart Saves His Family" Al Franken Donte I deserve good things, I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am an attractive person. I am fun to be with.
29. "Superbad" Bill Hader pack/geez Yeah, people have weird names nowadays. Once I arrested this man-lady, and his legal first name was "Fuck".
31. "Blues Brothers" John Belushi Keyser Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
32. "Half Baked" Jim Bruer Buscemi First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.
33. "Coneheads" Chris Farley Buscemi Wow! My Mom's the only other woman I know who can take a sandwich like that!
34. "Talladega Nights" Will Ferrell geez Wow. I feel like I'm Highlander!
35. "The Ladies Man" Tim Meadows Donte Yeah, well, you suffer from homo-unerectus. That means your wang is hugeified not by women but by a man.
36. "Undercover Brother" Chris Kattan Shryke It's time to unleash our secret weapon; I call it "Black-man's Kryptonite"
38. "Bee Movie" Chris Rock Shryke Ma'am, I was already a bloodsucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase!
39. "Hot Dog" Andy Samberg Geez Um, I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between... a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco.
40. Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore Buscemi ...this fresh, delicious, tasty.....meaty, turkey-filled, Cold Cut Combo. I eat three every day to help keep me STRONG!
41. "Joe Dirt" Dennis Miller geez Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?
42. "Caddyshack" Bill Murray Keyser Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
43. "Shrek" Mike Myers UDM, pack half point Ogres have layers; Onions have layers.

reposted at the top of a page... BTW: There are no cast members or films used more than once.

Thanks to rule changes allowing half answers to be completed without using up your one answer for the day, I can tell you that Number 4 is from Casper.

43 was Mike Myers in Shrek

Yep, yep. half answers gone...

W, FYI, I got #18 already but you show it as open still.

I swear I put it on there... I remember considering whether to add Infinate Playlist or not. Anyways, its fixed now.

Donka

25 Talledaga Nights/Will Ferrell

Thank god for kids...

3. Chevy Chase - Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird