W's New Quote Game - SNL Edition (updated quotes/hints on top of page 25)

The game is now here.

The category is Razzie Award winners.

1.Possums in Piedmont awaiting orders.
2.Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo.
3.If Da Vinci was alive today, he'd be eating microwave sushi, naked, in the back of a Cadillac with the both of us.
4.I'm gettin' a little too old for that whorey look.
5.If you ever want something badly, let it go. If it comes back to you, then it's yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never yours to begin with.
6.She's like the ones at the Baywatch. They make my penis sneeze.
7.Ohhhhh, look honey, our boy's a genius! He's rigged a pulley system so he can eat sausage and work on his stupid drawings.
8.The President's name... is Richard Starkey!
9.Well, don't just stand there. God's a busy man!
10.Sir, do we get to win this time?

Is number 4 Showgirls?

Yes.

3.Hudson Hawk
8.The Postman

#2 is Mommie Dearest.
#7 is Freddy Got Fingered. (and i'm ashamed that i know it).

Barca #2 and #7
Transformer #3 and #8
frendo #4

#5: Indecent Proposal
#9: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (blech)
#10: Rambo: First Blood Part II

#1 and #6 sound familiar, but for all the wrong reasons...

Shryke #5, #9 and #10
Barca #2 and #7
Transformer #3 and #8
frendo #4

Hints:

1. Bill Fucking Cosby!

6.Before it came out it was a media circus and when it was all said and done, it all but closed the circus.

#1. It's gotta be Leonard, Part 6. Holy horses**t, Batman

#6. Well, this group of movies quoted has a theme, so I'm gonna go with Gigli, may it burn in hell.

So whatever happened to the rule where you can only post one answer at a time that actually made it a fun idea? When someone posts 4 right off the bat its kind pointless. Can we in reinstate this?

Sorry... didn't know there was a rule in place. Won't happen again.

Shryke it wasn't your fault. Everyone's been breaking that rule since day one basically. I just felt like bringing it up to actually maybe get the game back on track.

Shryke wins with five correct answers. You shall go next.

Yeah, I said that like 12 times and no one listened--also, not Shryke's fault. From now on, if you post more than one quote at a time, only the first one counts and you have basically given away an answer. I'm mad that I couldn't get to Freddy Got Fingered in time! j/k... But seriously... grrrrrrr... Shryke's turn. Post between 10 and 20 themed quotes.

Okay, finding out the theme shouldn't be hard... figuring out the films themselves, that's another matter.

1. I'll tell you what. Why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay.
2. I usually get kissed before I get f**ked.
3. I am the worst case scenario of Thomas Jefferson's dream.
4. My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on playmate of the month.
5. I need a drink. Do you have any beer, Coyote Ugly?
6. You can't learn to be real. It's like learning to be a midget.
7. AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every MF in the room, accept no substitutes.
8. It must have been one of those Unidentified Flying Cupcakes... a pigment of me imagination.
9. I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker.
10. Der burger!
11. You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to 'em.

Good luck!

#7 is Jackie Brown

5. Orange County. Fucking amazing movie.

Both of you are correct.

5. geezer
7. Shaan

10.The Pink Panther

Transformers:

I used my moderator power to delete two of your answers. I left the first one. You have to wait until someone else posts an answer to post another one. Separating them into different posts is no different than posting them all in the same one.

Unfortunately for me, your first post was the only other one I knew. I deleted the other two so you weren't giving away answers. If anyone didn't read them in the time they were up, they won't know. If anyone did, don't post them just because tranny gave you the answer.

Wait until another answer is given, then you can post more. Or you at least have to wait a few hours. I guess I didn't know that rule. But all of yours were put up one right after another. Wait a couple hours then repost if you want. If I had known that, I'd have taken the Pink Panther.

Sorry for being an ass, just trying to make it fair.

Pink Panther is correct.

5. geezer
7. Shaan
10. transformers

Figure out the "theme" yet?

Yeah I just got it Shryke. Thats a good one.

geezer9687 wrote:Transformers:

I used my moderator power to delete two of your answers. I left the first one. You have to wait until someone else posts an answer to post another one. Separating them into different posts is no different than posting them all in the same one.

Unfortunately for me, your first post was the only other one I knew. I deleted the other two so you weren't giving away answers. If anyone didn't read them in the time they were up, they won't know. If anyone did, don't post them just because tranny gave you the answer.

Wait until another answer is given, then you can post more. Or you at least have to wait a few hours. I guess I didn't know that rule. But all of yours were put up one right after another. Wait a couple hours then repost if you want. If I had known that, I'd have taken the Pink Panther.

Sorry for being an ass, just trying to make it fair.

No problem i didnt get that part sorry.

3.My Blue Hevean

correct again, transformers!

By now the theme should be obvious.

3, 10. transformers
5. geezer
7. Shaan

Seven to go!