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Re: Fantaverse Society of Film Hecklers Awards 2008

Post by numbersix_99 on Mon Jan 26, 2009 4:03 pm

geezer9687 wrote:That's why I'm not submitting a list. I tried, and I couldn't do it. The worst of the worst films I saw this year were middle of the road. You will have an extensive list Buscemi, because you see more movies than probably anyone on here except for chien. Like you said, you subject yourself to the crap. Not too many people will take one for the team like that. So my nominations would mostly come from movies that I'd give a 5 or 6, not a 1 or 2. That's why I don't really think its worth the effort. And your last post confirms that it wouldn't have been.

I'm in the same boat- I've been more careful about seeing films, so I haven't really seen anything I considered terrible- mostly disappointing.
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Re: Fantaverse Society of Film Hecklers Awards 2008

Post by silversurfer19 on Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:13 am

Jeez [not Geez], I thought this was supposed to be fun. And y'know I kinda was when assembling my list until I read this thread. I mean, I did put myself through some of The Hottie and The Nottie, and I will admit it is one of the worst things I have ever allowed my eyes to witness, but even then, I doubt it was the worst film made last year. I'm sure there were hundreds, no thousands, of movies which would rank below that turd of a movie. But we didn't get to see them. The Razzies only ever pick for their awards movies which are notorious, i.e there is an actor or director well know for producing crap. I bet they had half the nominations ready an waiting last January in the knowledge of what films were being released (kinda like the way the Academy does when it knows which movies will pick up the Oscars as they are released in December). That to me makes those awards a little dull.

At least we have our opinions and can vote on the worst movies we actually saw. In that respect we will have a very diverse selection (probably more so than the best awards) because we all have different opinions on what makes a movie bad. Yes, it may seem harsh when a movie which is probably a 5 or 6 is nominated, but really if we were honest with each other, The Hottie and The Nottie is probably a 1-2, and there would have been plenty which didn't even reach that. Did anyone go and seek them out in the video store just to prove there was a worse film than THANN (as the turd shall now be known)? Probably not. So I guess the whole awarss is pointless, because we didn't see that movie made by the seven year old kids in Iran about the art of tiddlywinks?

Anyway, I digress. These awards should just be making note of films which really disappointed us. Maybe not to the extent that it made you want to hurl your guts from a rooftop and proclaim never to want to see Paris Hilton's squirmy little face again in your life, but enough for us to write it down on here and make it known. I'll still be submitting my list, to whoever wants to take it on, and I hope we see the awards up here soon.

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Re: Fantaverse Society of Film Hecklers Awards 2008

Post by NSpan on Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:18 am

silversurfer19 wrote:that movie made by the seven year old kids in Iran about the art of tiddlywinks?
hey, i LOVED that movie..............racist

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Re: Fantaverse Society of Film Hecklers Awards 2008

Post by silversurfer19 on Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:25 am

I didn't see the movie, but I guess I did just assume it to be terrible. I feel bad now.

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Re: Fantaverse Society of Film Hecklers Awards 2008

Post by geezer9687 on Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:29 am

NSpan wrote:
silversurfer19 wrote:that movie made by the seven year old kids in Iran about the art of tiddlywinks?
hey, i LOVED that movie..............racist
That's the reaction I get when I say I hate Tyler Perry movies.

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Re: Fantaverse Society of Film Hecklers Awards 2008

Post by MisterInformative on Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:37 am

Let me just throw my hat in the ring to agree with this statement:

If you were looking for specific nominations, why did you open it for everyone to participate? It seems like a huge overreaction to cancel the whole shebang because someone nominated a movie someone else enjoyed.
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Re: Fantaverse Society of Film Hecklers Awards 2008

Post by undeadmonkey on Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:59 am

johnErle wrote:I saw more truly awful films this year than truly great ones, thanks in large part to friends who rent some dreadful shite, so whipping up this list is much easier than the best of list.

Worst Picture

The Happening
Death Race
Bangkok Dangerous
Harold And Humar Escape From Gitmo
Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day

Ha ha, to be honest. My favorite guilty pleasure of the year!




Yea, and I agree with what most of yall have said. I'm not going to waste my time watching a bad movie so i can fill out a list. It wouldn't matter anyway, worst is subjective. for example^^^. I will too submit a list for whoever wants to put them together.
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Re: Fantaverse Society of Film Hecklers Awards 2008

Post by geezer9687 on Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:25 am

Buscemi wrote:I was expecting that other people would have seen stuff that was crap but instead you're giving me movies that aren't even bad.
I'd just like to know why exactly you expected the rest of us to want to subject ourselves to the worst movies out there? Like, we know Disaster Movie is bad, why do we have to actually sit through it? It really is like intentionally signing up to get kicked in the nuts. I personally don't see myself doing that anytime soon.

Plus, I'm sure that some of the nominations for the best awards are from movies that you wouldn't consider to be good. That's why everyone has a voice here. And for the record, no one is right or wrong about this. Opinions can't be considered either right or wrong, they are just opinions. None are more important than anyone else's.

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Re: Fantaverse Society of Film Hecklers Awards 2008

Post by NSpan on Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:34 am

geezer9687 wrote:It really is like intentionally signing up to get kicked in the nuts. I personally don't see myself doing that anytime soon.
but wouldn't you tune in to see someone ELSE getting kicked in the nuts?


geezer9687 wrote:And for the record, no one is right or wrong about this....except for NSpan--he's always right
well put

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Re: Fantaverse Society of Film Hecklers Awards 2008

Post by BanksIsDaFuture on Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:36 am

I'm gonna go ahead and post my nominations. If Buscemi still doesn't wanna do this, I'll tally everyone's votes in this thread on Feb. 5th to get the 5 nods for each catergory. Then the 2nd round of voting until Feb 21 when I'll tally the winners and announce them in an extravagant affair complete with fireworks and a laserlight show as I promised.

Worst Picture:

Disaster Movie
Babylon A.D.
Meet Bill
Nim's Island
Superhero Movie

Worst Actor:

Mark Wahlberg - The Happenning/Max Payne
Keanu Reeves - The Day The Earth Stood Still
Nicolas Cage - Bangkok Dangerous
Aaron Eckhart - Meet Bill
Vin Diesel - Babylon A.D.

Worst Actress:

Jodie Foster - Nim's Island
Zooey Deschanel - The Happenning/Yes Man
Jennifer Connelly - The Day The Earth Stood Still
All 4 Of Them - Sex & The City
That deaf/mute girl - Bangkok Dangerous

Worst Supporting Actor:

The Wind - The Happening
Jason Biggs - My Best Friend's Girl
Colin Hanks - The House Bunny
Brandon Walters - Australia
Gerard Butler - Nim's Island

Worst Supporting Actress:

Jessica Alba - Meet Bill
Katie Holmes - Mad Money
Thandie Newton - W.
Rumer Willis - The House Bunny
Abigail Breslin - Nim's Island


Worst Director:

M. Night Shimlayas - The Happening
Paul W.S. Anderson - Death Race
George Clooney - Leatherheads
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer - Disaster Movie
Frank Miller - The Spirit


Worst Screenplay:

M. Night Shimshimmyyaya - The Happening
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer - Disaster Movie
Michael Patrick King - Sex & The City
Frank Miller - The Spirit
Eric Besnard - Babylon A.D.

Worst Screen Teaming:

Mark Wahlberg & The Rubber Tree Plant - The Happening
Kim Cattrall's Naked Body & Sushi - Sex & The City
Dane Cook & Kate Hudson - My Best Friend's Girl
Mark Wahlberg & Zooey Deschanel - The Happening
Jack Baeur & The Mirrors - Mirrors

Worst Film To Make Over $100 Million At The US Box Office:

You Don't Mess With The Zohan
Horton Hears A Who
The Mummy: Tomb of The Dragon Emperor
Sex & The City
Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Worst Sequel or Remake:

The Mummy: Tomb of The Dragon Emperor
Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
High School Musical 3: Senior Year
The Day The Earth Stood Still
Saw V

Worst Adaptation:

Sex & The City
Speed Racer
Max Payne
Shutter
The Eye
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Re: Fantaverse Society of Film Hecklers Awards 2008

Post by NSpan on Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:56 am

BanksIsDaFuture wrote:Worst Screen Teaming:
Jack Baeur & The Mirrors
ha! almost forgot about that one

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Re: Fantaverse Society of Film Hecklers Awards 2008

Post by NSpan on Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:05 am

okay, who's doing this thing

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Re: Fantaverse Society of Film Hecklers Awards 2008

Post by Buscemi on Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:07 am

You can if you want. I'm simply going to do a worst list before the best of on February 20th since it's obvious that none of you are ready to do this.

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Re: Fantaverse Society of Film Hecklers Awards 2008

Post by NSpan on Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:12 am

lighten up, Boosh.. after scanning the thread again, it sounds like Banks is happy to take over..

Banks, you want these lists sent in an email, or are you just gonna take em from the thread itself?

thanks, btw

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Re: Fantaverse Society of Film Hecklers Awards 2008

Post by BanksIsDaFuture on Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:21 pm

I will be tallying up the noms from this thread, today is the last day!!

I'll be home tonight like around 1 or something so that's when I'll do it.

EVERYONE HURRY UP AND GET YOUR NOMINATIONS IN!!!!
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Re: Fantaverse Society of Film Hecklers Awards 2008

Post by silversurfer19 on Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:27 am

Worst Picture:

Quantum Of Solace
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Run Fat Boy Run
The Happening
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull

Worst Actor:

Mark Wahlberg - The Happenning
Daniel Craig - Quantum Of Solace
Simon Pegg - Run Fat Boy Run
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull

Worst Actress:

Thandie Newton - Run Fat Boy Run
Zooey Deschanel - The Happenning
Olga Kurylenko - Quantum Of Solace
Karen Allen - Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull

Worst Supporting Actor:

John Leguziamo - The Happening
Hank Azaria - Run Fat Boy Run
Shia LeBoeuf - Indiana Jones and the Yada Yada

Worst Supporting Actress:

Judi Dench - Quantum Of Solace
Gemma Arterton - Quantum Of Solace

Worst Director:

M. Night Shyamalan - The Happening
David Schwimmer - Run Fat Boy Run
Steven Spielberg - Indiana Jones and the Whatever
Marc Forster - Quantum of a title too confusing

Worst Screenplay:

Star Wars: The Clones Wars
Indiana Jones and the make a shorter title please
Run Fat Boy Run
The Crappening
Quantum Of Solace

Worst Screen Teaming:

Steven Spielberg & George Lucas - Indiana Jones and the spider monkeys
Karen Allen & A Film Crew - Indiana Jones and the most ridiculous plot ever... Aliens???
Shia LeBoeuf & The Monkeys - Indiana Jones and the creation of a monster
Mark Wahlberg & Zooey Deschanel - The Happening
Simon Pegg & David Schwimmer - Run Fat Boy Run


Worst Film To Make Over $100 Million At The US Box Office:

Quantum Of Solace
Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Worst Sequel or Remake:

Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
Quantum Of Solace

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