Fantaverse Society of Film Hecklers Awards 2008 OFFICIAL NOMINATIONS!!!!!

Here we go people, here are the official nominations for the "Worst of..." Awards:

(It was slim pickins' since only 6 people voted, including mine and Buscemi's even though he resigned from these. HA!)


Worst Motion Picture:(there are 6 nominees due to a tie)

Speed Racer
Funny Games
The Happening
Quantum of Solace
Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
Disaster Movie


Worst Actor in a Leading Role:

Keanu Reeves, The Day The Earth Stood Still
Hayden Christensen, Jumper
Mark Wahlberg, The Happening/Max Payne
Simon Pegg, Run, Fatboy, Run
Nicolas Cage, Bangkok Dangerous


Worst Actress in a Leading Role:

Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex & The City
Paris Hilton, The Hottie & The Nottie
Karen Allen, Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
Olga Kurylenko, Quantum of Solace
Zooey Deschanel, Yes Man/The Happening


Worst Actor in a Supporting Role:

Shia LaBeouf, Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
Samuel L. Jackson, Jumper/The Spirit
John Leguizamo, The Happening
John Krasinski, Leatherheads
The Wind, The Happening


Worst Actress in a Supporting Role:

Sarah Jessica Parker, Smart People
Thandie Newton, W.
Cate Blanchett, Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
Carmen Electra, Disaster Movie/Meet The Spartans
Joan Allen, Death Race


Worst Direction:

M. Night Shyamalan, The Happening
Paul W.S. Anderson, Death Race
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer, Disaster Movie/Meet The Spartans
Uwe Boll, In The Name of The King, Postal
Michael Haneke, Funny Games


Worst Screenplay:

Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
The Happening
Disaster Movie
The Mummy: Tomb of The Dragon Emperor
Righteous Kill


Worst Screen Teaming:

Shia LaBeouf & Monkeys, Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of Crystal Skull
Mark Wahlberg & Zooey Deschanel, The Happening
Harold & Kumar, Harold & Kumar Escape From Guatanomo Bay
Indiana Jones & Inter-Dimensional Aliens, Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
Dane Cook & Kate Hudson, My Best Friend's Girl


Worst Film To Make Over $100 Million:

Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
The Mummy: Tomb of The Dragon Emperor
Sex & The City: The Movie
Hancock
Eagle Eye


Worst Sequel or Remake:

Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
Quantum of Solace
The Mummy: Tomb of The Dragon Emperor
Saw V
Funny Games


Worst Adaptation:

Speed Racer
Wanted
Twilight
Max Payne
The Spirit



OK, peoples, there ya go. Vote for the worst right here in this thread and later this month, the FSoFH ceremony will commence with a laser light show and dazzling fireworks display. In case you are wondering, here are the two major contenders:

Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull: 9 nominations
The Happening: 7 nominations

Worst Picture:
Disaster Movie

Worst Actor in a Leading Role:
Mark Wahlberg

Worst Actress in a Leading Role:
*Abstain* (I only saw three and didn't mind any of them)

Worst Supporting Actor:
The Wind

Worst Actress in a Supporting Role:
Joan Allen - Joan Allen is here because although Carmen Elecrta was worse, Joan Allen is a better actress. Her acting mis-steps are consequently far more damaging to her career. Dialing it in for the paycheck isn't the Joan Allen we love and deserve.

Worst Direction
M.Night Sha...

Worst Screenplay:
The Happening

Worst teaming:
Shia and the monkeys

Worst film to make $100 million:
Mummy 3

Worst sequel or remake:
Funny Games

Worst Adaptation:
Max Payne - at least 'The Spirit' had unintentional humour going for it!

Worst Motion Picture:

The Happening


Worst Actor in a Leading Role:

Nicolas Cage, Bangkok Dangerous


Worst Actress in a Leading Role:

Zooey Deschanel, Yes Man/The Happening


Worst Actor in a Supporting Role:

John Leguizamo, The Happening


Worst Actress in a Supporting Role:

Joan Allen, Death Race (for the reasons mentioned by A_Roode)


Worst Direction:

M. Night Shyamalan, The Happening


Worst Screenplay:

The Happening


Worst Screen Teaming:

Mark Wahlberg & Zooey Deschanel, The Happening


Worst Film To Make Over $100 Million:

Pass, since Step Brothers was much worse than the final nominees

Worst Sequel or Remake:

Pass


Worst Adaptation:

pass

Worst Motion Picture:
The Happening

Worst Actor in a Leading Role:
Mark Wahlberg, The Happening/Max Payne

Worst Actress in a Leading Role:
Karen Allen, Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull



Worst Actor in a Supporting Role:
Shia LaBeouf, Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull


Worst Actress in a Supporting Role:
Cate Blanchett, Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull


Worst Direction:
M. Night Shyamalan, The Happening


Worst Screenplay:
The Happening


Worst Screen Teaming:
Shia LaBeouf & Monkeys, Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of Crystal Skull



Worst Film To Make Over $100 Million:
Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull



Worst Sequel or Remake:
Quantum of Solace

I don't think I liked The Happening or Indy...

I've got a question: what was so bad about Karen Allen's performance? I actually thought it was one of the better parts of the film, considering that usually we never get to see the love interest return (example: all of the James Bonds) but this time Spielberg and Lucas broke tradition. I thought that it was great to see Marion again.

Worst Picture
Funny Games

Worst Actor
Mark Wahlberg The Happening/Max Payne

Worst Actress
Zooey Deschanel The Happening/Yes Man

Worst Supporting Actor
The Wind

Worst Suppoting Actress
Carmen Electra

Worst Director
M.Night

Worst Screenplay
The Happening

Worst Screen Team
Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel

Worst Film To Make 100 Million Dollars
Pass because i liked all the movies that i saw this year that made 100 million dollars.

Worst Sequel Or Remake
Funny Games

Worst Adaptation
Max Payne

Worst Motion Picture:(there are 6 nominees due to a tie)
Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull



Worst Actor in a Leading Role:
Hayden Christensen, Jumper


Worst Actress in a Leading Role:
Karen Allen, Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull



Worst Actor in a Supporting Role:
Shia LaBeouf, Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull


Worst Actress in a Supporting Role:
Sarah Jessica Parker, Smart People


Worst Direction:
Michael Haneke, Funny Games


Worst Screenplay:
The Mummy: Tomb of The Dragon Emperor



Worst Screen Teaming:
Indiana Jones & Inter-Dimensional Aliens, Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull



Worst Film To Make Over $100 Million:
The Mummy: Tomb of The Dragon Emperor



Worst Sequel or Remake:
The Mummy: Tomb of The Dragon Emperor



Worst Adaptation:
Speed Racer

Worst Motion Picture:
Funny Games

Worst Actor in a Leading Role:
Keanu Reeves, The Day The Earth Stood Still

Worst Actress in a Leading Role:
Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex & The City

Worst Actor in a Supporting Role:
Shia LaBeouf, Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull

Worst Actress in a Supporting Role:
Cate Blanchett, Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull

Worst Direction:
Michael Haneke, Funny Games

Worst Screenplay:
Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull

Worst Screen Teaming:
Indiana Jones & Inter-Dimensional Aliens, Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull

Worst Film To Make Over $100 Million:
Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull

Worst Sequel or Remake:
Funny Games

Worst Adaptation:
Wanted

Worst Motion Picture:


Funny Games
The Happening
Disaster Movie


Worst Actor in a Leading Role:

Nicolas Cage, Bangkok Dangerous


Worst Actress in a Leading Role:

Olga Kurylenko, Quantum of Solace


Worst Actor in a Supporting Role:

Samuel L. Jackson, Jumper/The Spirit


Worst Actress in a Supporting Role:

Joan Allen, Death Race


Worst Direction:

M. Night Shyamalan, The Happening

Worst Screenplay:

Disaster Movie

Worst Screen Teaming:

Dane Cook & Kate Hudson, My Best Friend's Girl


Worst Film To Make Over $100 Million:

Hancock

Worst Sequel or Remake:

Quantum of Solace

Worst Adaptation:


Max Payne