NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
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Re: NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
I am glad they kept my name out of the article. That would be embarrassing. LOL
Re: NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
And now to make sure I contribute to the conversation. A model has been banned from boxing because of her breasts.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1146284/Woman-boxer-banned-ring-having-breast-implants.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1146284/Woman-boxer-banned-ring-having-breast-implants.html
Re: NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
Talk about a "Ruff" wedding...
http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/odd/5330378/boy-marries-dog-ward-tiger-attacks/
http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/odd/5330378/boy-marries-dog-ward-tiger-attacks/
TBB- Napoleon Dynamite
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Re: NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
What kind of retarded fucking people could logically think that
If:
A boy grows a tooth in the wrong place
Then:
He will be attacked by tigers
And so.
If:
He is allowed to marry a dog
Then:
He will be free of the curse.
Are you kidding me!?!?! Really?!?!?
Oh man when I was 5, I stepped on an ant hill. That means that space aliens will visit the planet Andorkila and have sex with baboons unless I tie a vine around a moose penis.
People who believe in religion and superstition have really, really, really got to pull their heads out of their collective asses and start thinking.
If:
A boy grows a tooth in the wrong place
Then:
He will be attacked by tigers
And so.
If:
He is allowed to marry a dog
Then:
He will be free of the curse.
Are you kidding me!?!?! Really?!?!?
Oh man when I was 5, I stepped on an ant hill. That means that space aliens will visit the planet Andorkila and have sex with baboons unless I tie a vine around a moose penis.
People who believe in religion and superstition have really, really, really got to pull their heads out of their collective asses and start thinking.
Re: NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
Shocking news from Georgia this morning. A few tornadoes hit and they struck a mobile home of all places. What are the odds of a tornado striking and destroying a mobile home park? I have never heard of that happening... Plus a church was hit. Too bad nobody was praying for it to not destroy the church or god could have stopped it.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29278143/
Hahaha And that, kids, is how you do sarcasm...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29278143/
Hahaha And that, kids, is how you do sarcasm...
Re: NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
Another day, another story. Today, Jason Voorhees is attacked and hurt by a little girl
http://www.darkhorizons.com/news/13327/jason-voorhees-gets-attacked/
You gotta laugh.
http://www.darkhorizons.com/news/13327/jason-voorhees-gets-attacked/
You gotta laugh.
silversurfer19- Patrick Bateman
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Re: NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
Could that be the plotline for Friday the 13th 2?
Buscemi- Tony Stark/ Iron Man
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Re: NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
For my 200th post, today's NEWS OF THE WEIRD!!!: From People online, Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow!
Does anyone else think it's strange the little furball kicked it from THROAT CANCER?!?!? WTF?!?!?! Did he break into Bill's stash of Cuban cigars, or what? (And here I thought his fat skanky piece of trim intern was the only [expletive deleted] that was allowed to smoke those...)
So, yet another Clinton associate has died under suspicious circumstances. Maybe Socks, Ron Brown, Vince Foster, Ed Willey and James McDougal are playing Hold'Em somewhere right now. Not to mention Buddy, who somehow broke loose of the Clintons' Secret Service-guarded Chappaqua home and got hisself run over a few years back. No, seriously, I kid, I jest, I joke. I think.
Condolences to the Clintons, though they gave Socks away to Bill's former private secretary years ago, and to Bettie Currie, who cared for him these last hundred moons or so. But, hey, look at the bright side: Some Asian restaurant just checked off Ingredient #5 for its Nine-Meat Soup. (Don't go there. Really.)
Ingredient #6. And that's as far as I go
Does anyone else think it's strange the little furball kicked it from THROAT CANCER?!?!? WTF?!?!?! Did he break into Bill's stash of Cuban cigars, or what? (And here I thought his fat skanky piece of trim intern was the only [expletive deleted] that was allowed to smoke those...)
So, yet another Clinton associate has died under suspicious circumstances. Maybe Socks, Ron Brown, Vince Foster, Ed Willey and James McDougal are playing Hold'Em somewhere right now. Not to mention Buddy, who somehow broke loose of the Clintons' Secret Service-guarded Chappaqua home and got hisself run over a few years back. No, seriously, I kid, I jest, I joke. I think.
Condolences to the Clintons, though they gave Socks away to Bill's former private secretary years ago, and to Bettie Currie, who cared for him these last hundred moons or so. But, hey, look at the bright side: Some Asian restaurant just checked off Ingredient #5 for its Nine-Meat Soup. (Don't go there. Really.)
Ingredient #6. And that's as far as I go
Re: NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
The US isn't the only country where people overreact to the "darnedest things"
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/29391313/?GT1=43001
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/29391313/?GT1=43001
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Re: NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
So what are you doing for "Square Root" Day?
http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,25132360-5007380,00.html?referrer=email
http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,25132360-5007380,00.html?referrer=email
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Re: NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
Girl fired...for being bored at work?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1155971/Teenage-office-worker-sacked-moaning-Facebook-totally-boring-job.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1155971/Teenage-office-worker-sacked-moaning-Facebook-totally-boring-job.html
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Re: NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
Buscemi wrote:Girl fired...for being bored at work?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1155971/Teenage-office-worker-sacked-moaning-Facebook-totally-boring-job.html
Why is a 16 year old girl working as a receptionist and not in school? I guess it could be after-school but most businesses close at 5 so she'd maybe only have 2-3 hours to work. Then again, she did type "bored" as "bord" so maybe she dropped out.
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Re: NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
I love how she acts like it is their fault. "What, you fired me for bad-mouthing my position on a social networking site? How dare you surf my facebook page?? It's not out there for the world to see or anything! Of course I'm perfectly happy working for you. How could you ever think I wasn't"
Dumbass bitch.
Dumbass bitch.
Re: NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
Consider the irony in addition, that she had to elect to make her facebook profile public, otherwise he would have never see it.
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Re: NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
BanksIsDaFuture wrote:Buscemi wrote:Girl fired...for being bored at work?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1155971/Teenage-office-worker-sacked-moaning-Facebook-totally-boring-job.html
Why is a 16 year old girl working as a receptionist and not in school? I guess it could be after-school but most businesses close at 5 so she'd maybe only have 2-3 hours to work. Then again, she did type "bored" as "bord" so maybe she dropped out.
In the UK kids finish compulsory education at 16. Therefore she was probably working full time.
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Re: NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
isn't the bigger issue that she was playing around with facebook while on the clock? the fact that she was badmouthing her job at the same time just seems like an extra slap in the face to her employer
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Re: NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
NSpan wrote:isn't the bigger issue that she was playing around with facebook while on the clock?
If that's true then I'm screwed in my job!
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Re: NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
I don't think it mentions at any point in the article that she was on working hours when she wrote the status update. She could have been on lunch. I am now, and I'm allowed to access the internet over lunch. Even so, she is a dumb ass. Not nearly as funny as the M&S workers and BA flight staff though!
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Re: NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
but doesn't the "i'm so bord" message only make sense if she was actually supposed to be working at the time?
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Re: NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
No generally I suppose you can get bored before lunch, and then you could complain about it when you are allowed access.
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NSpan wrote:impossible
The Quantum Laws Of NSpan have spoken.
EDIT: Crap, just realised I'm at 990 posts. Gonna have to think of something witty to do with my 1000th.... Or maybe I'll just steal one of NSpan's games and claim it as my own....
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Re: NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
Hahaha I just read that on msn a bit ago. As an un-named comic once said, "What a country!"
Re: NEWS OF THE WEIRD: Stories of the strange, the sublime, the supernatural, the silly and the stupefying
This goes more under the "stupifying" category than weird. I normally wouldn't give a fuck about celebrity headlines but I thought this summed up how our society is very nicely. The headline says "Rhianna's father awaiting her call."
Are you telling me that a month after the whole thing happened she still hasn't called her father? Really? What the fuck kind of family is that? What kind of child is that? Fucking pop star cunt.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hpPCzXMRXbjQo2n_8PL6pAmdocwwD96Q3GFO0
Are you telling me that a month after the whole thing happened she still hasn't called her father? Really? What the fuck kind of family is that? What kind of child is that? Fucking pop star cunt.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hpPCzXMRXbjQo2n_8PL6pAmdocwwD96Q3GFO0
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