WHAT TO GET THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING, INCLUDING SEVERAL DISTURBING PSYCHOLOGICAL SYMPTOMS - HIS OWN THREAD!!! (Or Happy Birthday, Donte!)

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WHAT TO GET THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING, INCLUDING SEVERAL DISTURBING PSYCHOLOGICAL SYMPTOMS - HIS OWN THREAD!!! (Or Happy Birthday, Donte!)

Post by Shrykespeare on Tue May 05, 2009 8:11 am

Weeeeelll, despite the fact that many here believe that Donte was not actually BORN but spewed forth from the nether regions of some place truly foul (like Hades, Fallujah or Detroit, MI), our very own beloved Donte's birthday is coming up on May 6th.

For myself, Happy birthday, Don, and I relish every moment that you are here and posting. You are like a brother to me. A creepy, scary brother, to be sure, but a brother nonetheless.

Given the infernal connotations of your monicker (and avatar), it's only fitting that we commemorate the occasion with a ROAST. (heh) So let the playful head-bashing begin!

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Re: WHAT TO GET THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING, INCLUDING SEVERAL DISTURBING PSYCHOLOGICAL SYMPTOMS - HIS OWN THREAD!!! (Or Happy Birthday, Donte!)

Post by Buscemi on Tue May 05, 2009 8:24 am

From: Buscemi
To: Donte


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Re: WHAT TO GET THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING, INCLUDING SEVERAL DISTURBING PSYCHOLOGICAL SYMPTOMS - HIS OWN THREAD!!! (Or Happy Birthday, Donte!)

Post by NSpan on Tue May 05, 2009 8:32 am

i found this in Donte's senior yearbook

he was voted "most likely to be the weirdest guy on a message board full of pretty weird people".. but i kinda feel like that was a self-fulfilling prophecy

happy (EARLY) birthday

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Re: WHAT TO GET THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING, INCLUDING SEVERAL DISTURBING PSYCHOLOGICAL SYMPTOMS - HIS OWN THREAD!!! (Or Happy Birthday, Donte!)

Post by A_Roode on Tue May 05, 2009 5:13 pm

Where to even start? First things first...



And for my birthday present for you, something I know you'll appreciate, just switch out 'Suzette' for Donte' and you'll be all set:

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Post by Breinstein on Tue May 05, 2009 6:57 pm

Happy B-day from a former member with a new handle. Twisted Evil
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Re: WHAT TO GET THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING, INCLUDING SEVERAL DISTURBING PSYCHOLOGICAL SYMPTOMS - HIS OWN THREAD!!! (Or Happy Birthday, Donte!)

Post by W on Tue May 05, 2009 8:53 pm

How about some artwork for your birthday? A new spin on American Gothic perhaps?



There's no wife for obvious reasons...

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Re: WHAT TO GET THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING, INCLUDING SEVERAL DISTURBING PSYCHOLOGICAL SYMPTOMS - HIS OWN THREAD!!! (Or Happy Birthday, Donte!)

Post by BarcaRulz on Tue May 05, 2009 9:02 pm

For he's a fucked up fellow
For he's a fucked up fellow
For he's a fucked up fellow
that midgets can't deny!

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Post by undeadmonkey on Tue May 05, 2009 9:07 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Post by packpaljs on Tue May 05, 2009 9:11 pm

Happy Birthday you demented old circus monkey!!!
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Post by JackO on Tue May 05, 2009 9:53 pm

happy birthday dude, wherever you are.
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Re: WHAT TO GET THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING, INCLUDING SEVERAL DISTURBING PSYCHOLOGICAL SYMPTOMS - HIS OWN THREAD!!! (Or Happy Birthday, Donte!)

Post by SuperShaan on Tue May 05, 2009 10:42 pm

Happy Birthday Mate.
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Re: WHAT TO GET THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING, INCLUDING SEVERAL DISTURBING PSYCHOLOGICAL SYMPTOMS - HIS OWN THREAD!!! (Or Happy Birthday, Donte!)

Post by transformers2 on Wed May 06, 2009 1:35 am

Happy birthday Donte! hope you had a good one dude.
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Re: WHAT TO GET THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING, INCLUDING SEVERAL DISTURBING PSYCHOLOGICAL SYMPTOMS - HIS OWN THREAD!!! (Or Happy Birthday, Donte!)

Post by Donte77 on Wed May 06, 2009 3:12 am

Thanks a bunch guys. Although we aren't allowed to celebrate birthdays in the 7th circle of hell, it is nice to get bday wishes from up above.

It is always great to be recognized for ones positive attributes by your peers. I was voted most likely to become a serial killer and weirdest in high school and now I am voted weirdest among the weird.

So far Roodey wins the prize with a Twisted Sister Birthday. N-Span with the runner up crown for the yearbook.

And to Shryke, that was a very nice sentiment. I would be honored to be your weird little brother, a la Michael Myers to your Jamie Lee Curtis. LOL
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Re: WHAT TO GET THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING, INCLUDING SEVERAL DISTURBING PSYCHOLOGICAL SYMPTOMS - HIS OWN THREAD!!! (Or Happy Birthday, Donte!)

Post by Buscemi on Wed May 06, 2009 1:26 pm

One more present:


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Re: WHAT TO GET THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING, INCLUDING SEVERAL DISTURBING PSYCHOLOGICAL SYMPTOMS - HIS OWN THREAD!!! (Or Happy Birthday, Donte!)

Post by silversurfer19 on Thu May 07, 2009 12:33 am

Happy Birthday, Donte. Don't do anything I WOULD do, you're far too evil for that kind of stuff. You're one year older to finally becoming that seedy old man in Family Guy now...


Donte hits the town. Watch out ladies. And young boys...

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