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Post by IPKI$$ on Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:08 am

If that.
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Post by Keyser Soze on Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:34 am

This may not be the funniest stand up routine ever, but I'm sure we've all been there.

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Post by BarcaRulz on Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:01 am

I really don't think i need to comment on this, just watch how dumb some people can be:


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Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to The Forum

Post by Buscemi on Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:03 am

I hope the owner was insured.

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to The Forum

Post by BarcaRulz on Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:41 am



I will now be taking theories as to how the fuck this happened?



Am i a bad person for thinking this is funny? Laughing

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to The Forum

Post by J.I. on Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:15 am

BarcaRulz wrote:
It looks like the other one was up while that one was down and he backed into it.
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to The Forum

Post by Donte77 on Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:58 pm

How fast do you have to be going to put a guard rail through both front and back windshields without breaking the rail???
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Post by Buscemi on Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:06 pm

As fast as Del Griffith did in Planes, Trains and Automobiles in the scene where he backed into the motel.

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Post by Donte77 on Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:28 pm

That's about right Busci. LOL
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to The Forum

Post by BarcaRulz on Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:54 am




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Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to The Forum

Post by Buscemi on Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:01 am

Hopefully Donte doesn't get a divorce because he'll probably try to rival that paper.

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to The Forum

Post by BarcaRulz on Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:08 am

Michael Bays presets: Eating Cereal.



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Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to The Forum

Post by geezer9687 on Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:07 am

When I grow up, I want to be Michael Bay. He's awesome.

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to The Forum

Post by IPKI$$ on Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:13 am

hahaha...oh no, geez. I actually just read a funny article from the onion with the headline, 'Michael Bay Getting $50mil to fuck up Thundercats Movie'...It was fucking hysterical.
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Post by undeadmonkey on Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:15 am

that letter is just sad
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to The Forum

Post by geezer9687 on Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:25 am

Someone needs to give me 50 million dollars to fuck up a movie. I'd have so much fun Very Happy

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to The Forum

Post by Buscemi on Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:12 am

I should have been given $50 million to fuck up Juno. In my version, Juno would have been impregnated by an alien, the parents would have been cannibals, the adoptive parents would have been human traffickers, Michael Cera's character would have been a bomb expert who blows up the schools of Minneapolis and at the very end of the film, Juno tries to kill the alien baby in front of the traffickers with different sharp items but fails. Meanwhile, Juno begins a murderous rampage across Minneapolis in order to kill the baby. The climax takes place in Bloomington at the Mall Of America where Juno vs. the alien vs. the cops becomes a bloody shootout. Finally, Juno dies but not before the alien baby is born. The alien soon grows 55 stories tall, and starts walking off into the sunset.

But wait, there's more!

During the credits, a trailer appears for Juno 2: Alien Baby Melee. Alien baby fights Godzilla, King Kong, Ultraman, the Monsters from Monsters vs. Aliens, the original Power Rangers, the Autobots, the Decepticons and the Super Friends in one big monster show. Basically Destroy All Monsters meets Diggstown (aka Midnight Sting) with James Woods.

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to The Forum

Post by IPKI$$ on Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:18 am

Boush, you definitely are a one of a kind...
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Post by geezer9687 on Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:45 am

Boush, that wouldn't have been Juno. And I am taking you as seriously as I can. That is an entirely different movie, and doesn't cover any of the same ideas or themes and it's not even a comedy (I don't think, sounds like a Sci-fi action movie to me). Point being, that isn't making Juno a different way, that is taking the same actors and doing something totally different with them. Literally the only similarity is the pregnancy of Ellen Paige's character. Suggesting that all movies where someone is pregnant are the same, which clearly you must not believe. I understand your utter disdain for the film, but understand that what you described would in no way be making the same film differently, and that films are not made to fit your specific view of the world and make you happy. I think the film-makers did a wonderful job with the film, just the way it is.

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Post by Buscemi on Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:06 am

Juno was previously made much better. It was called Knocked Up.

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Post by geezer9687 on Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:24 am

Ok, maybe I was mistaken and you do actually believe that all films involving pregnancy are exactly the same. I actually had more respect for you than I should have.

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Post by Buscemi on Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:36 am

Meanwhile, Juno glorified something that shouldn't be dared glorified (teenage pregnancy) and had an awful script to boot.

After the success of Juno, teenage pregnancy rates and the number of unwed mothers skyrocketed. If you don't believe that people are encouraged by movies, think again.

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Post by W on Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:01 am

Oh, but no one complains when people deal drugs, have sex with random strangers, drink underage, rape, molest, murder etc in films and the people get away with it while glorifying it and sometimes are the hero or anti-hero.

This is BS. When kids shot up schools in the 90's, it wasn't the fault of the parents that were never home, never showed love, and (in Columbine's case) replaced love with guns. It wasn't the fault of the guys that picked on the kids driving them to a breaking point. NOR was it the fault of the MURDERERS THEMSELVES. It was the fault of Marilyn Manson, violent movies, and the video game DOOM.

Seriously, drop the whole "Juno makes kids pregnant" crap. Teenagers have gotten pregnant since the beginning of time. Blame the kids, blame the parents, but a movie doesn't make kids pregnant just as DOOM doesn't make kids kill people. Pay attention to your kids and you will know if they are going to kill someone--or make a baby.

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to The Forum

Post by BarcaRulz on Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:07 am

Exactly movies might affect certain behaviors, but they aren't responsible for them. Personally, i've watched many a violent film, my favorite movie is a gangster one, and i watched Juno as well, but i'm not a pregnant gangster now am I? (although i have been feeling a little bloated lately..).

People need to take responsibility for their own actions. And if it's kids actions, then the parents need to take responsibility. Teach kids right from wrong and stop all this new-age sex fascination and all will be well.

Now, people stay on topic and if you wanna talk about this issue, then make a thread for it.

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to The Forum

Post by IPKI$$ on Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:14 am

Topic? Right. I knew we had a moderator for a reason...well done, barcz.
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