Your Worst Movie Theatre Experiences

Buscemi wrote: I Swing Vote in a theatre in Branson. This was a bad experience because the theatre had a whole bunch of old people talking through the movie, even repeating dialogue and being utterly confused at the ending.

You mean there are Stupid Old People in Branson. No WAYYY!!!! LOL

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Branson, Missouri, picture Las Vegas. Now take away the alcohol, gambling, and high priced call girls. What you have left is a bunch of overpriced shows and neon lights. That is Branson.

Donte77 wrote:

Buscemi wrote: I Swing Vote in a theatre in Branson. This was a bad experience because the theatre had a whole bunch of old people talking through the movie, even repeating dialogue and being utterly confused at the ending.

You mean there are Stupid Old People in Branson. No WAYYY!!!! LOL

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Branson, Missouri, picture Las Vegas. Now take away the alcohol, gambling, and high priced call girls. What you have left is a bunch of overpriced shows and neon lights. That is Branson.

Next time, try Bronson, Missouri, where "Death Wish" films play from noon to midnight.

"This... ain't over..."

I would watch a Death Wish Marathon with Chuck B.

Well maybe 2 or 3 of them in a row before I started commiting acts of vigilantism...

i had to bring this thread back because i have a hillarious story about my Transformers experience.

Some dude next to me and my friends was clapping repeadtly every time there was an action scene or something funny happened and to boot he knew the mystical robot language and was translating before they translated in the film. The kid was a little odd

Donte77 wrote:

Buscemi wrote: I Swing Vote in a theatre in Branson. This was a bad experience because the theatre had a whole bunch of old people talking through the movie, even repeating dialogue and being utterly confused at the ending.

You mean there are Stupid Old People in Branson. No WAYYY!!!! LOL

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Branson, Missouri, picture Las Vegas. Now take away the alcohol, gambling, and high priced call girls. What you have left is a bunch of overpriced shows and neon lights. That is Branson.

I so want to go to Vegas. We should have the FantaConvention there sometime after this game breaks out and we're all famous millionaires!

In a lighter note, I go to Pigeon Forge, TN, which is like Branson except they have stuff that the non-elderly do.

Some retarded 14 year olds were sitting behind me the 2nd time I went to see Transformers. I thought I'd have to say something, but their comments were mostly pretty funny and true. I'm convinced they're the reason I liked the movie better the second time.

I also saw a mouse when I was walking into the theater. My brother almost shit himself, but since I know that mice inhabit every theater in the country, I just had my feet up during the whole thing.

I have a fear of mice and rats so I try to stay away from really dirty theatres. However, theatres around here are usually well-kept (even the most run-down looking theatre here, the Palace, is well-kept).

Well, all theatres have mice. It's inevitable, no matter how clean or new it is. People just don't see them, they've learned not to be seen.

Thats true Banks. Most of theaters up here are very clean and its the same shit there is still mice it just happens

These are things I don't really want to know guys.

I had a pretty bad experience with Bruno today. You see, I went into the rather empty theatre and went into an aisle seat (I usually like to sit away from people and it seems that the aisle seat is a good seat to do that). My mother and sister came in and my sister wanted to move into the the middle. Yes, right in front of some rather annoying rednecks. The fat guy behind me, his mother and his brother who looked like a hillbilly Vanilla Ice were doing the trouble. The fat guy (who looked like Mark David Chapman, John Lennon's killer) was the worst. He would laugh at everything during the trailers, even when nothing funny was happening, state every single obvious moment in the movie, read everything that was on-screen as if everyone else was illiterate and grunt and moan during very inappropriate moments (which was the whole movie). It was disturbing and I really wanted to switch seats but I didn't since I didn't want to inconsiderable.

After the movie, I told my mother (who thought Bruno was the worst movie she had ever seen) that I wished I had told them to be quiet. She told me that it was better not to because things probably would have gotten a lot worse. Thinking back to the guy who looked like John Lennon's killer, I agreed.

Tonight, on THREE seperate occassions, I saw people with babies in showings of Halloween 2. And not toddlers or little kids, but bottle-in-the-mouth, in-a-car-seat, can't-lift-their-own-head, babies! Worst kind of people...

BanksIsDaFuture wrote:Tonight, on THREE seperate occassions, I saw people with babies in showings of Halloween 2. And not toddlers or little kids, but bottle-in-the-mouth, in-a-car-seat, can't-lift-their-own-head, babies! Worst kind of people...

That is god awful. What kind of parent would take their infant to the gore-filled graphically violent Halloween 2. Im not surprised since things like this happen all the time in theaters across the world. Horribly irresonsible on the parent's part and that just really pisses me off.

Same thing happened to me at Dracula 2000 years ago.

Luckily for me, I went to a matinee showing so I didn't see any of that. However, I do remember seeing entire families with small children at the first Halloween.

Meanwhile, I sat next to an eight year-old at my showing of Inglourious Basterds and behind me were two old people. The eight-year-old seemed to enjoy the film and wasn't annoying. The old people talked through the whole movie and found it a dumb movie.