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If it's anything like The Simpsons version, it's probably the greatest western ever.
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"THEY'RE COWBOYS!!! WHY AREN'T THEY SHOOTING EACH OTHER??? THEIR GUNS ARE RIGHT THERE!!!"
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I remember Harve most from Fargo and as John Travolta's boss in Face/Off.
This just in: Hall of Fame boxer Alexis Arguello has died at the age of 57.
That is TEN famous people dead in a span of eight days. In the six weeks prior, there was only one (David Carradine).
This just in: Hall of Fame boxer Alexis Arguello has died at the age of 57.
That is TEN famous people dead in a span of eight days. In the six weeks prior, there was only one (David Carradine).
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Shrykespeare wrote:
This just in: Hall of Fame boxer Alexis Arguello has died at the age of 57.
I found this quite shocking especially now that it looks like it was suicide. Had no idea he was now the mayor of Managua
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Former NFL MVP and Pro Bowler Steve McNair was shot and killed this morning in a Nashville apartment. He was 36 years old. McNair played from 1995 to 2007 for two teams (the Oilers/Titans and the Ravens) and played in three Pro Bowls and a Super Bowl. He also shared a NFL MVP award in 2003 with Peyton Manning. The shooter has yet to be caught.
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this really getting out of control. RIP Steve McNair a great quarterback and leader. He will be missed.

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As a long time Titans fan, this really sucks. I have a Steve McNair jersey. He's always been one of my favorite players. He was one of the NFL's toughest players. Played through several injuries for his team. One of the greats. It's really too bad.
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The latest on Steve McNair's death: it is said that the person who was with McNair in the apartment where he was killed was the murderer. The two were business partners in a Nashville restaurant and after she killed McNair, she killed herself. None of this has been confirmed but is said to be speculation.
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Don't think she was his business partner. She was a waitress at Dave and Buster's and made sure to let everyone she knew know that she was dating Steve McNair even though he was married for 12 years and had 4 kids. I'm wondering if he was trying to break off the relationship, and that didn't go over too well with her
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My uncle (one of them) said that he heard they were business partners. But then again, he can be full of crap.
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McNair, 36, was shot four times, twice in the head and twice in the chest, by a semiautomatic pistol, Nashville police spokesman Don Aaron said during a news conference.
The woman, Sahel Kazemi, was killed by a single gunshot wound to the head and the pistol was found under her body, Aaron said.
Aaron said the two had been in a "dating relationship for past several months."
The woman, Sahel Kazemi, was killed by a single gunshot wound to the head and the pistol was found under her body, Aaron said.
Aaron said the two had been in a "dating relationship for past several months."
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Also, KoKo Taylor died on June 3. She was the "Queen of the Blues". She appeared in the film Wild At Heart. And Sky Saxon died June 25. He was the frontman for the band The Seeds. Sky Saxon (and the Seeds) appeared in the movie Psych-Out.

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Keyser Soze wrote: I'm wondering if he was trying to break off the relationship, and that didn't go over too well with her
I would put 2 to 1 odds on that exact scenario Keyser. Her 36 year old sugar daddy decides he has had enough young ass and she shoots him and then herself.
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Especially now that the fact that she had purchased a hand gun not two days earlier has come to light
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Good thing she killed herself. Buying a gun 2 days before killing a guy is premeditated. Murder 1 is a long sentence, usually life or the death penalty. So in this case she gets the death penalty and saves us the court costs. 
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Plus she's a bitch for taking her affair with a married man so seriously. LOL @ her actually thinking McNair was going to leave his family for her.
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